I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
gendercool: when you’re not a boy or a girl and you’re not entirely sure what your gender is but man you are cool
anything a non binary person does is not binary. showing of cleavage? non binary boobies. lots of make up? non binary beauty. dresses? non binary fancy. stop implying that people aren’t non binary because they won’t buy into the “androgynous masculine” bullshit. a non binary person who doesn’t hide their boobs isn’t mocking you. get over yourself.
to people who don’t think my gender exists: thats cool but im super cute and have killer collar bones as well as being happy with myself and who i am so who really wins here
Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?
why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.