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500-days-of-autumn:

girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

  oitnb    truuuuu  
me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

patricksdiehard:

patricksdiehard:

CAN YOU ALL NOT BE SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS

  fob    oh god    patrick stump    stop    its too much  

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

image

  truuuuuu  

"at this time last year
i was a mess and i feel
like a mess again"

—A messy haiku - jw (via bl-ossomed)
  me right now    !!!  

liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

lastofthepunks:

Keep fighting the good fight, Ray. [X]

  roosterteeth    thank  

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

trotskay:

went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !

blurredbynes:

arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit 

jaspersforever:

soulpxnk:

science side of tumblr why am i emo

your black skinny genes

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

  FAV