bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food

lemongrabgoesplaces:

Dinner’s ready.

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

danielkanhai:

play animal crossing every day for three weeks. miss one day. don’t play animal crossing again for five months.

  ac  

lanadelraynarvaezjr:

Look what came in today!

Meet the blogger

dustyoldroses:

pardonmewhileipanic:

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

Nobody tagged me, I just wanted to do it.

Name: Charlie
Nickname: Charlie is my nickname
Birthday: June 9th
Gender: cool dragon B)
Sexuality: we just dont know
Height: 5’1”
Time Zone: Eastern
What time and date is it there: 5:30pm, Sunday, August 31st, 2014
Average hours of sleep I get each night:  since its still summer here i get like 12-14
The last thing I Googled was: i know what it is and i promise you, you do not want to know what it is
My most used phrase(s): i am so confused and hungry

First word that comes to mind: luigi
What I last said to a family member: can we have indian takeout tonight
One place that makes me happy & why: tristans house. he doesnt like it but i do
How many blankets I sleep under: just one 
Favorite beverage(s): sprite 
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy 

Three things I can’t live without: Food, Water, Air

Something I plan on learning: I plan on learning that one chart in latin that i was supposed to memorize like last year

A piece of advice for all my followers: there is no such thing as too much pizza

You’re next, losers: Anyone and everyone.

  about me  

0ct0pies:

cant forget the time paffee did my makeup ∑(OωO )

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
  john mulaney  

teapayne:

you never know!

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

Ryan: How did we end up in this box canyon?
Geoff: SHUT UP. You are...you are really fucking with me today Ryan.

burritolover97:

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

  cr1tikal