bae: come over
me: do you have food
bae: my parents aren't home
me: are they coming back with food


Dinner’s ready.


Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.


im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 


play animal crossing every day for three weeks. miss one day. don’t play animal crossing again for five months.



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Meet the blogger



Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

Nobody tagged me, I just wanted to do it.

Name: Charlie
Nickname: Charlie is my nickname
Birthday: June 9th
Gender: cool dragon B)
Sexuality: we just dont know
Height: 5’1”
Time Zone: Eastern
What time and date is it there: 5:30pm, Sunday, August 31st, 2014
Average hours of sleep I get each night:  since its still summer here i get like 12-14
The last thing I Googled was: i know what it is and i promise you, you do not want to know what it is
My most used phrase(s): i am so confused and hungry

First word that comes to mind: luigi
What I last said to a family member: can we have indian takeout tonight
One place that makes me happy & why: tristans house. he doesnt like it but i do
How many blankets I sleep under: just one 
Favorite beverage(s): sprite 
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy 

Three things I can’t live without: Food, Water, Air

Something I plan on learning: I plan on learning that one chart in latin that i was supposed to memorize like last year

A piece of advice for all my followers: there is no such thing as too much pizza

You’re next, losers: Anyone and everyone.

  about me  


cant forget the time paffee did my makeup ∑(OωO )

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
  john mulaney  


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Ryan: How did we end up in this box canyon?
Geoff: SHUT UP. You are really fucking with me today Ryan.


eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol


I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.