craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

whatevra:

lavenderlilith:

When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:

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go to church

  jesus  

persona4dancingallnight:

heres some solid advice for you upcoming high school freshman this year: dont join the anime club

ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

recentgooglesearches:

how to nicely inform a friend that they are memeing too hard

kudou-kun:

群生 by (k.sakura)

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

you can always get gayer

"Every part of me wants you."

—Six word story, March 6, 2014 (116/365)
  tristan  

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
  same